Surviving a breakup

This one goes a little over my 240 characters promise. Sorry y’all

Breaking up is tough. Whether you’re the dumper or the dumpee.

So get yourself some comfort food. Feel sorry for yourself for a few days. Wrist slitting NOT recommended.

Then move on. Stop wasting time thinking about them. You aren't helping yourself get over them by thinking about, stalking, or facebooking them.

How to Survive: your terrible job

This is certainly at the top--or near the top--of the list of things difficult to survive.

Welcome to the first post of my survival guide. In the interest of keeping your interest, I promise to keep every post brief and to the point. No more than 240 characters. Starting now.

So your job sucks. Realize that most people think this way and get over yourself. My job sucks too! You are earning money in a terrible economy. You have two options in this all too common situation, A: quit and find a new job, or B: Just be happy that you're employed and start looking for little reasons why your job isn't so bad.